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thisisthedoctorsdesign:

you see, it’s a metaphor

you nominate Leonardo DiCaprio for an Oscar but you don’t let him win

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renfamous:

British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”

American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”

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audino-hearts1:

jalapenopizza:

isnt it odd how the human mind expands inwardly forever

i can build characters and worlds and universes and define new laws of nature

construct stories and timelines and fit it all together inside my own head

and yet i can’t draw a fUCKING LAMP

Thank you

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perfunctory:

it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and then you notice the little phrases that you use and the stupid little things you say slipping into their vocabulary more and more

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ruinedchildhood:

this is why I have trust issues

ruinedchildhood:

this is why I have trust issues

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sarahharasb:

theboychosenbythekeyblade:

you forgot the best one:

So he came prepared lol.

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hausofjellz:

mishacklemoose:

Mark Ruffalo:

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Scarlett Johanson:

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Robert Downey Jr.:

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Chris Evans:

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Chris Hemsworth:

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Jeremy Renner:

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Tom Hiddleston:

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I think there should be a rule to reblog this every time you see it.

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“i dont care about looks”

LIAR

YOU’RE A LIAR

YOU ARE LYING

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excavationed:

I want to meet someone who makes me feel the way music does

this is the most beautiful thing ive ever read

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no-one-reads-the-url-anyways:

*cheesy song lyric confessing my undying love for colin* 

no-one-reads-the-url-anyways:

*cheesy song lyric confessing my undying love for colin* 

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rosiebeck:

nxv:

primisthebomb:

I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING

i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid

I threw a grape in the air
I went to catch it I swear
It hit a spider that fell
and now they’re on my face

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